2nd Grade Quirks is designed to share funny things my students say throughout the school day. There is never a dull moment in our classroom :)
"I would like to make an announcement! Have you ever heard of a fart shot? It helps you not fart ALL YEAR! I thought they shot it in your arm like a regular shot but technically they have to put it in your butt." -MF
"You know why I'm so excited about 4th grade science? You get to mix up chemicals! You know what I'm going to invent? The nice machine! It makes bad people nicer to you!"
My response, "Would I have to go into the nice machine?"
"No way! You're already nice! Why would you go into the nice machine?" -VG
These kids make me smile and appreciate life everyday :)
"Everybody knows I'm coo coo! I'm just cray cray!" -MF
"In the winter time I'm my dad's color, white. In the summer time I'm my mom's color, brown."
-VG
"Crust is going to take over the world! Think about it, no one eats the crust. Where does all that crust go? Bread takes a long time to decompose. So, really crust is the next leader. We shouldn't worry about terrorists or aliens....EVERYONE SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT CRUST!" -AK
"Did you know my dad scratches his ears with KEYS!" -CB
"Have you ever been to the Winking Lizard? They make ones that are called 'Fire in the Hole!' It's hotter than Texas!" -VG
"Miss Becky, did you know I lift weights? Yep, ten pounds, five pounds, I can do it all." -VG
"Miss Becky, you better enjoy being young because you're not going to be young forever. And you'll get slower and older and become like a granny. So, party on while you can!" -VG
"I have had a horrible day today! It all started when Sara broke my orange crayon. I can't come back from a ruined orange crayon." -ND
"Third grade is really hard....I'd rather stay in preschool for the rest of my life." -GJ
"If someone gave me a choice between this cookie and diamonds....I'd choose the cookie." -DLF
"I would like to make an announcement! Have you ever heard of a fart shot? It helps you not fart ALL YEAR! I thought they shot it in your arm like a regular shot but technically they have to put it in your butt." -MF
"You know why I'm so excited about 4th grade science? You get to mix up chemicals! You know what I'm going to invent? The nice machine! It makes bad people nicer to you!"
My response, "Would I have to go into the nice machine?"
"No way! You're already nice! Why would you go into the nice machine?" -VG
These kids make me smile and appreciate life everyday :)
"Everybody knows I'm coo coo! I'm just cray cray!" -MF
"In the winter time I'm my dad's color, white. In the summer time I'm my mom's color, brown."
-VG
"Crust is going to take over the world! Think about it, no one eats the crust. Where does all that crust go? Bread takes a long time to decompose. So, really crust is the next leader. We shouldn't worry about terrorists or aliens....EVERYONE SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT CRUST!" -AK
"Did you know my dad scratches his ears with KEYS!" -CB
"Have you ever been to the Winking Lizard? They make ones that are called 'Fire in the Hole!' It's hotter than Texas!" -VG
"Miss Becky, did you know I lift weights? Yep, ten pounds, five pounds, I can do it all." -VG
"Miss Becky, you better enjoy being young because you're not going to be young forever. And you'll get slower and older and become like a granny. So, party on while you can!" -VG
"I have had a horrible day today! It all started when Sara broke my orange crayon. I can't come back from a ruined orange crayon." -ND
"Third grade is really hard....I'd rather stay in preschool for the rest of my life." -GJ
"If someone gave me a choice between this cookie and diamonds....I'd choose the cookie." -DLF
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